"You'll shoot your eye out!"

One winter night, in Hurricane, the snow fell lightly on the ground. The Christian family were all snuggly and warm next to their wood burning stove. They decided to spend the blustry evening watching "The Dark Knight."

The Mom decided to go outside and take pictures of the snow. You see that snow in Hurricane is a rare treat. Especially at Christmas time! The youngest three boys followed her out and were amazed with the snow. They stuck out their tounges and tried to catch some snow flakes. The boys were anxiously waiting for the snow to stick to the ground so that they could make a snow man.

Well, the mother of the family decided that it was much to cold to be outside and decided to go inside to warm up. The boys still wanted to play outside so they came in and got their warm clothes on and headed out back to jump in the tramp in the snow! They continued to run back and forth from the front yard to the back yard. Somewhere along the way in all of their excitment they came across their BB Gun. All of the sudden...Crack! Crack! Crackle! One of the boys came in crying and another one of the boys ran and hid in his room. The other crying child proceded to tell the calm and patient father that one of his brothers had just shot the screen door window with the BB Gun.

"What were you thinking?" Why were you shooting the BB Gun?"
"I didnt mean too!" (sob, sniffle, s0b")

"I guess that Santa wont be bringing you any presents this year!"
"I am sorry Dad! I didnt meen to shoot the window. I was trying to shoot SNOWFLAKES!"

Well, after an hour or so of sweeping up shattered glass mixed with snowflakes and a few BB's the mother and father of the Christian family sent the boys to bed. They were trying so hard to remain calm and patient. All the while they were both laughing in their heads...REALLY? Who tries to shoot a snowflake? The least you could have done was point the gun away from the house."